1) If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway.
2) I live in my own little world but it’s okay – they know me here.
3) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it – I immediately thought – ‘ Implants ‘!
4 ) I don’t do drugs anymore ’cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.
5) Sign in Chinese pet store: ‘ Buy one dog – get one flea free’.
6) Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.