Strange Happenings.

1) If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway.

 

2) I live in my own little world but it’s okay –  they know me here.

 

3) I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it – I  immediately thought – ‘ Implants ‘!

 

4 ) I don’t do drugs anymore ’cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

 

5) Sign in Chinese pet store:   ‘ Buy one dog – get one flea free’.

 

6) Money can’t buy happiness,  but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 
Which one/s tickled your fancy – as we say. 
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6 comments on “Strange Happenings.

  1. anotherbadpenny says:

    I liked # 3 the best, yes, it tickled my fancy….thanks for these..

    • action2468 says:

      What a very pleasant surprise. Your choice of #3 surely has a hidden meaning. Tell me more. Thank you for the mail and photos today. You may be interested in the latest on Blogster. In fact there may be more than one.

  2. feliciamyers says:

    Nice ones!! Here’s some –

    – Men shouldn’t say a woman’s place is in the kitchen…that’s where the knives are!
    – How do you make a squirrel scream? Pinch it’s nuts.
    – What do you call a short movie that features a water fowl?
    Answer: A duck-umentary
    – A man in Florida sitting with a friend, “Whoever said that there’s plenty of fish in the sea, probably didn’t know that there was an oil spill.”
    – Men always have the last word in a relationship– “Yes Dear”

  3. action2468 says:

    I’m ROF but definitely not laughing! OUCH! If only you ladies understood the agony.

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